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Nov
13
2009

Punkin Chunkin World Championships

As you may know, we were on a pumpkin annihilation tear last month.

But there's no better way to take care of a pumpkin than throwing it three-quarters of a mile, so a ThinkGeek monkey did some recon at the World Championship Punkin Chunkin in Sussex County, Delaware where engineering meets pumpkin guts.

Punkin Chunkin '09: Sights and sounds and ATVs

The championship started back in 1986, pretty much on a dare, and the winning pumpkin throw was just 126 feet. (The current World Record distance for any kind of chunk is 4483.51 feet, or .84 miles, or approximately 36 times more kickass.)

In all, there's 5 kinds of chunkers: Air Cannon, Centrifugal, Catapult, Trebuchet, Human Powered, and Torsion. The longest shot this year was 4162.65 feet by an air cannon named "Big 10 Inch," and "Yankee Siege" set a new world trebuchet record of 2034.21 feet.

Which is to say: it's amazing to watch.

Basically, they line up the cannons along two sides of a rectangular (formerly corn) field, and they chunk from 9 am to dusk for 3 days. Those who aren't chunking are almost certainly drinking--some spectators (coughcollegekidscough) brought couches, grills, and beer pong tables--and there was lots of fair-type food, including kettle corn, BBQ, sausages, and pumpkin funnel cake.

A few recommendations if you go next year:

  • Plan on the drive taking an extra hour or more at the end. Traffic was stop and go for 3 miles outside of the chunk on Saturday afternoon this year.
  • Wear stout shoes. You'll be walking in a furrowed field.
  • Be prepared for crowds. Drunken crowds. (Alternatively: bring booze.)
  • If you want a good picture of punkins in flight, bring a decent camera. They get very tiny, very fast.

Another option:

Watch Punkin Chunkin: Born to Chunk on the Science Channel this Thanksgiving. Apparently they're making a television event out of footage from last year's chunk. The footage alone would be worth the watch, but we're betting the local color makes for good viewing, too.

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meaningless icon! Has TG considered entering this contest in the future?
Rygar said this 1700 days ago.
meaningless icon! Rygar: We haven't seriously considered it, no. We're busy monkeys and building out a pumpkin cannon would take some time and evil--we have no spare evil.
CarrieGouldin said this 1698 days ago.
meaningless icon! Hmm, I bet we could shake some leftover evil out of some of our old servers, Carrie!
Jacob said this 1698 days ago.
meaningless icon! Like competitive eating, only in the USA would people invest so much time, energy, and money into wasting massive quantities of food. At least with eating contests the food is actually consumed, albeit in extreme excess.
etherknight said this 1697 days ago.
meaningless icon! Alright Jacob, it's all you. Right after we get the office Rovio set up, right!?
CarrieGouldin said this 1697 days ago.

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