REUPDATE: FIRST WINNAR CHOSEN!! In postmail, Santa endures many hardships by foreign planet people.
There exists lonesome wall which make customer service monkeys cry. It is so blank and sad truly.
The magnificent high group ruled we need special thing from you! We need your things that are sent in antique mail and are level and small. It is postcard yes! Not email no!
When postman deliver your awesomeness to headquarters, monkeys pleased! Monkeys will affix message to blank wall for to fill it up!
The accumulation of postcard with your gorgeous nonsense we call it WALL OF AWESOME HAPPINESS!! and will cause us to be smiling rainbows.
Every week our customer service monkeys read your obedience and discuss awesomeness of every one. Most especially postcard receive $50 gift certificate of loving and as well posting on site and picture in our big email we send! We love it so much!
The rule: Postcard from outside U.S. cannot to win the monies and can win only love. (We do love outside U.S.!) Sorry please understand and cooperate for your safety.
Attention you!! We have special limited offer for a time: they are giving first 10 postmails into ThinkGeek office $25 gift certificates, or maybe super secret prize of stuff!
Fastest wins! Go send to here:
WALL OF AWESOME HAPPINESS!!
11216 Waples Mill Rd, Suite 100
Fairfax, VA 22030
Remmembering write your email address on your postmail! It will give us place to tell if you won.
Our blue faces require your awesomeness completely! Rush!
(Do not understand what is here? It is okay. Read this in a box.)
Your postmails of loving do make us smile! It grows like fungus across the wall and will eat us with joy at last! Here are pictures of some of them and our gorgeous wall:
The first ten postmails to attack wall won $25 gift certificates! They are: Jessi, Virginia; Pam, Pennsylvania; Mab, Just Mab; DNA, Virginia; Alan, Virginia; Jeremy, Virginia; Laura, Oregon; Tony, Washington DC; Daryl, Maryland; Lisa Kay, Missouri.
But we could not stop with the winners, so we picked 10 more by randomness and they are: Eric, New York; Bryan, Idaho; Alisa, Virginia (?); Kelsey, New York; Rachel, Pennsylvania; Brian, California; Michael, North Carolina; Carmen, Hawaii; Andrew, Virginia; Sharon, Virginia.
Please to keep sending postmails for which to grow happy fungus! There is more blank sadness to cover and we rely on your obedience. Next week customer service monkeys will choose their most favoritest postmail to win a $50 gift certificate. This will happen every week, so do mail!