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Nov
17
2009

Let's Wall of Awesome Happiness!!

Wall of Awesome Happiness!!

UPDATE: There has been new photos for to viewing on 11/23/09!

REUPDATE: FIRST WINNAR CHOSEN!! In postmail, Santa endures many hardships by foreign planet people.

There exists lonesome wall which make customer service monkeys cry. It is so blank and sad truly.

The magnificent high group ruled we need special thing from you! We need your things that are sent in antique mail and are level and small. It is postcard yes! Not email no!

sad monkeys do cry

READ THIS:
Send us a postcard! Every week, our customer service monkeys will choose their favorite, and the winner will receive a $50 gift certificate, appear on our website, and get mentioned in our newsletter. The only rule: entrants from outside the US aren't eligible for the gift certificate part of the prize. The address is below, and our IRL mailbox is excited!

When postman deliver your awesomeness to headquarters, monkeys pleased! Monkeys will affix message to blank wall for to fill it up!

The accumulation of postcard with your gorgeous nonsense we call it WALL OF AWESOME HAPPINESS!! and will cause us to be smiling rainbows.

Every week our customer service monkeys read your obedience and discuss awesomeness of every one. Most especially postcard receive $50 gift certificate of loving and as well posting on site and picture in our big email we send! We love it so much!

The rule: Postcard from outside U.S. cannot to win the monies and can win only love. (We do love outside U.S.!) Sorry please understand and cooperate for your safety.

Attention you!! We have special limited offer for a time: they are giving first 10 postmails into ThinkGeek office $25 gift certificates, or maybe super secret prize of stuff!

Fastest wins! Go send to here:

WALL OF AWESOME HAPPINESS!!
c/o ThinkGeek
11216 Waples Mill Rd, Suite 100
Fairfax, VA 22030

Remmembering write your email address on your postmail! It will give us place to tell if you won.

Our blue faces require your awesomeness completely! Rush!

(Do not understand what is here? It is okay. Read this in a box.)


UPDATE!!

Your postmails of loving do make us smile! It grows like fungus across the wall and will eat us with joy at last! Here are pictures of some of them and our gorgeous wall:


The first ten postmails to attack wall won $25 gift certificates! They are: Jessi, Virginia; Pam, Pennsylvania; Mab, Just Mab; DNA, Virginia; Alan, Virginia; Jeremy, Virginia; Laura, Oregon; Tony, Washington DC; Daryl, Maryland; Lisa Kay, Missouri.

But we could not stop with the winners, so we picked 10 more by randomness and they are: Eric, New York; Bryan, Idaho; Alisa, Virginia (?); Kelsey, New York; Rachel, Pennsylvania; Brian, California; Michael, North Carolina; Carmen, Hawaii; Andrew, Virginia; Sharon, Virginia.

Please to keep sending postmails for which to grow happy fungus! There is more blank sadness to cover and we rely on your obedience. Next week customer service monkeys will choose their most favoritest postmail to win a $50 gift certificate. This will happen every week, so do mail!

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Comments

meaningless icon! Oh man! I just made my postcard and I'm taking it to the post office first thing tomorrow morning.
wombatgal said this 1715 days ago.
meaningless icon! No fair for us west coasters! Ours will take longer to get there! :o(
Kbmead said this 1715 days ago.
meaningless icon! Ooh...I'll have to dig through my desk at home and see if I have anything I could send. :)
SailorButterfly said this 1715 days ago.
meaningless icon! I'll send something...MUAHAHAHAHaaaa...
Ribcage said this 1715 days ago.
meaningless icon! definitely gonna send one ^-^ with love from florida
Dark Emerald said this 1715 days ago.
meaningless icon! Luckily I just took a cross-country road trip and postcards are the cheapest souvenirs!!! Sending them out tomorrow!!!!
h2opoloclutz said this 1715 days ago.
meaningless icon! I'm gonna send the best Postcard ever! With gambling...and hookers...
Atomiclizard said this 1714 days ago.
meaningless icon! I wish i still lived in Fairfax!
Alientoy said this 1714 days ago.
meaningless icon! *shiffle* Poor wall!!! I will help you, yes!
ResidentWeevil said this 1714 days ago.
meaningless icon! I can accept love instead of monies, but do foreigners get ~*special mentions*~ too? That would make this Azn have super happy funs
Zannelectric said this 1714 days ago.
meaningless icon! I be sending soon, mwahahahah.
mathmaster112 said this 1714 days ago.
meaningless icon! i be sending soonish
mathmaster112 said this 1714 days ago.
meaningless icon! I wish I find postcard... I send u.
konachan999 said this 1714 days ago.
meaningless icon! OK - I'm all for love but u know, for the Eiffel Tower cadt, you won't get it
Kinkynna said this 1714 days ago.
meaningless icon! Humph! Being on the bottom end of the planet (ie South Africa) has NO perks!
Snow said this 1713 days ago.
meaningless icon! Mine should have gotten there today!
Agent RayBans said this 1713 days ago.
meaningless icon! bwW.A.H.hahahaaa!! I'm famous (in my own mind.) Those are tears of joy, it is the awesome wall of happiness after all. Wasn't sure which side would get more play, and I forgot to write a haiku for you. Too excited I guess :D
JerNor said this 1712 days ago.
meaningless icon! OMG! Squee! Mine was one of the first!! :D
Pamster said this 1709 days ago.
meaningless icon! lol... Time Lord hamster!! <3 That person is my new hero.
KittiesOnAcid said this 1709 days ago.
meaningless icon! OMG yay I'm somebody's hero! those hampsters were definitely my crappy drawing skills at work, along with the random Korean. You know, to seem like I know things. Also: yay! It made it in one piece!
seoulless said this 1709 days ago.
meaningless icon! will send soon, fellow monkey-lovers
dynamonkey said this 1709 days ago.
meaningless icon! will send soon, fellow monkey-lovers
dynamonkey said this 1709 days ago.
meaningless icon! Must finish postcard then send :D (postage to the US is so expensive T_T)
Darth Mario said this 1709 days ago.
meaningless icon! I was the eleventh one! But I still won the 25$!
eadanow said this 1707 days ago.

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