As we've stated before, we get a lot of unsolicited product ideas from potential vendors hoping ThinkGeek will help make them Oprah-Rich. A lot of these products, in a word, suck. Some are just not our audience (thanks, but no - we don't want any more Keep-On-Truckin' pillowcases), and some are just bizarre.
There is a fourth category, though, that always catches our eye. A product that may or may not be good, but has totally indecipherable instructions such that they are accidentally hilarious. This is one of those products.
Please note - these are the actual instructions on the side of the packaging.