From time to time, the merchandiser-monkeys here get shipped a product that is so fantastically awful, we feel compelled to show you, our loyal and wonderful customers, how we take steps to protect you from what we affectionately like to call "crap."
Behold - the latest in inexplicably bizarre product samples sent to us for consideration. We are only happy to step into the line-of-fire for you so you don't have to experience such wonderfulness. This telephone stand reacts to your phone's ringing with a serenade of beeps and boops that is supposed to pass as music as well as a loud grinding noise, just in case you don't hear the "song". Precisely why this doodad was designed in the shape of a Ferris wheel, and why it plays "Rock-A-Bye-Baby," is completely lost to us.
So we know how relieved you must feel now that we are protecting you from the dangers of bizarre products. You're welcome.