"i got a case o bawls and im running low so im ordering more.
omg i drank one and i freaked about how it kept me awake i
cant believe the bawls guarana works. im buying more so can
u ship it fast? hey do you get free stuff because you work for
think geek? think geek rocks and the wait our monkey are
processing your order is funny keep up the excellent work"
We're not sure exactly who it was that sent us that email, but we suspect it was this guy: