There is a time in the not too distant future when ThinkGeek World Domination HQ will be empty - a vast expanse of abandoned offices and cubicles. Office dogs will roam freely, coffee mugs will sit unused, and we wouldn't count on us sending out emails either.
Is it the end of times? Has there been something cataclysmic? Nah, Fallout 4 is coming soon, and we'll be taking the day off to play.
So, while we're all thinking about roaming the wasteland of Boston, what other cities do you think are prime for the Fallout treatment?
(Think we forgot a locale that should be listed? Share your thoughts in the comments below!)
Yep, it's that time again, and it's earlier than usual. WE NEED YOUR HELP! Run, don't walk to your sewing machine, knitting needles, crochet hooks, hot glue guns, bedazzlers, and the kitchen (because you're going to need a snack). Timmy needs some new threads for SDCC in July & has put out the request for costumes!
Half a decade ago, we started this project, and Timmy's personal costume closet has become a source of envy for every ThinkGeek monkey (and some fans!) Thank you, thank you, thank you to all the volunteers who have donated their time and skillz towards making Timmy the best dressed monkey ever. It's hard for us to express just how much we appreciate your help in keeping Timmy clothed all year long. (He'd run around naked if we let him have his way! Eep.)
Want to see Timmy model your genius creation? Check out his costume wish list below, take a gander at his existing collection, and sign up to volunteer!
Our most coveted costumes, with the already taken suggestions struck through:
DC Comics: Batman, the Joker, Superman, Clark Kent, Harley Quinn, The Flash, or Arrow
Marvel: Nick Fury, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Vision, Scarlet Witch, Black Widow, Daredevil, The Invisible Woman(Monkey), The Thing, or The Human(Monkey) Torch
Star Wars: Boba Fett, Jabba the Hut, BB-8, or anyone from The Force Awakens
Game of Thrones: Arya Stark, Sansa Stark, Daenerys Targaryen (w/ dragons!), White Walker, Joffrey, Oberyn Martell, Little Finger, any of the Sand Snakes, or Ned Stark
Firefly: Captain Mal, River Tam, or Zoe
Doctor Who: Clara, Rose, Donna, Martha, Cyberman, 10th Doctor, 12th Doctor, or Ood
LotR & the Hobbit: Thorin Oakenshield, Gandalf the Grey, Gollum, or Legolas
Bioshock: Big Daddy, Booker DeWitt or Elizabeth
Nintendo:Bowser, Timmy-size Yoshi, Death-stare Luigi, the Splatoon Squids
Adventure Time: BMO, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, or Lumpy Space Princess
Mass Effect: Tali, Garrus, or Commander Shepard
The X-Files: Scully or Mulder
Anyone from Jurassic World
We welcome all your ideas and suggestions, too!
If you sign up below, we'll be in touch via email to confirm your costume pick to ensure maximum costume efficiency. (Ten people working on the same costume means we'll have to choose favorites and that's no fun.) Timmy's measurements are below for reference.
Height: 8"; Chest (all the way around): 9"; Neck (all the way around): 8"; Arm (shoulder to end of hand): 3.5"; Shoulder to wrist: 2"; Tips of fingers to fingers across shoulders: 10"; Inseam: 2"; Outseam (hip to bottom of foot): 3.5"; Head (where a hat would fit): 8"; Height (tip of head to bottom of foot): 7.5"; Tail length: 5"; Width of face across nose: 2"; Width of feet (so you can get pants on over them): 1.75"; Neck to hip (for shirts): 3". Pretty sure that's every possible measurement, but let us know if we missed one!
Your deadline, should you choose to accept it
Timmy and his entourage will leave ThinkGeek HQ on July 7th, and they'll need some time to organize and get his bags packed. So the deadline for your costume to arrive at the HQ is June 30th, 2015.
Where to ship your creations
Please address your costume to:
Timmy's Volunteer Costuming Corps, ThinkGeek
11216 Waples Mill Road, Suite 100
Fairfax, VA 22030
Where will Timmy wear your work?
All over the world! At conventions and geeky gatherings, fundraisers, and premiers. He'll debut his new costumes at SDCC this July, though. We also display all of his costumes in our conference room, and in our Timmy costume Flickr album where you'll be credited so that others may bask in the glow of your stunning artistry forever.
That's it! If you have any questions or need more details, please comment below and we'll update this post with the necessary information.
Are you ready for Star Wars references? Because this post has more Star Wars references than Slave Leia fanfics on the Internet (just kidding, that would be impossible).
When we look back on Star Wars Geek Trivia Night, what will we remember? Will it be the triumphant victory of Phil Shot First? Or perhaps the unexpected and torrential release of waste from the trash compactor Bonus Round Table Collapse of 2015? Maybe the outstanding costume participants whose ingenuity amazed us all? (Looking at you, Greedo and BB-8!)
Jammin' Java looked a bit like Mos Eisley Spaceport.
Top o' the mornin' to ya, BB-8!
Congrats to Greedo on winning our Star Wars Costume Contest. You'd never know his face is made out of duct tape!
However we choose to remember it, Star Wars Geek Trivia Night was out of this universe.
Just minutes before The Incident.
Our AWESOME Costume Contest participants with the AWESOME Jammin' Java staff!
The questions were tough - like, surviving on Hoth without a dead Tauntaun tough - but (as always) you were all up to the challenge! From identifying Lightsaber hilts, to listing the dwarf planets, you all proved yourselves to be some of the most well-versed humans this side of the Outer Rim.
In the Bonus Round, we asked you to put away your brains and take more of a Solo-esque approach to things.
Geek Trivia Night also bid a fond (and a bit tearful!) farewell to Lily, our intrepid and resourceful organizer. We wish her the best of luck in the future, and may the Force be with her always.
We'll miss you, Lily! Good luck! <3
Keep a sharp eye out for tickets for the next Geek Trivia Night, where we will return to our regularly scheduled program (don't worry, there's always room for a bit of Star Wars trivia at regular GTN). Mark down August 19th in your calendars, and meet us back at our favorite wretched hive of music and trivia - Jammin' Java. Thanks all for making Star Wars Geek Trivia Night a great success, and we look forward to seeing all of you back in August!
While flowers and jewelry and breakfast in bed may be the traditional (and wonderful) ways a lot of people celebrate Mothers' Day, we thought it would be fun to give this upcoming holiday a touch more grit as well. So in the great tournament spirit, we'd like to pit some of our favorite moms from television against some of our favorite moms from the movies to see who most deserves the crown MOM SUPREME. Help us rank the list of moms below and we'll report back with the resulting matchups and winners next week!
Who do you think is the most "momtastic"?
(Think we forgot someone that should be on here? Share your favorite mom(s) in the comments below!)
Oh, May, you're such a crazy month. According to Lerner & Loewe's Guinevere, May is "lusty" (and we hear she would know these things). Also according to JoCo. The pools open. The schools let out. There's a lot of happiness and chaos in basically equal measure.
Geek Trivia Night is happening. On May the Fourth.
Yep, you know what *that* means. Geek Trivia Night, Star Wars style! Is the Force strong within you? We sure hope so!
Join us on Monday, May 4th for Star Wars Geek Trivia Night at Jammin' Java in Vienna, VA. Compete against your fellow geeks for prizes & the title of Jedi Masters of the Universe! (Plus, have a grand ol' time while you're at it!)
Tickets go on sale Friday, April 10 on Brown Paper Tickets. There is a limited amount, so if it's anything like the previous Trivia Nights, tickets will sell out FAST. We suggest you start recruiting and forming your team of 6-8 people now! Choose your teammates wisely because we'll ask about anything. Don't let the Star Wars theme fool you!
Psssst, we'll also have a special prize for "Best Costume" that night. So come in your best Star Wars cosplay!
Geek Trivia Night will be held on Monday, May 4, at Jammin' Java in Vienna, VA. The venue serves food and drink (purchased separately) for you to indulge on while participating in the trivia fun.
Doors open at 7pm ET, with the festivities running until 10:30pm. There will be 4 rounds of questions, 10 questions per round.
If you're thinking about bringing your youngling, please be aware that everyone must have a ticket, including children. We suggest younglings be age 13+ and/or huge trivia buffs.
Teams must be composed of 6-8 people. We will be contacting the ticket purchasers later regarding your team name, members, and leader. If you have less than 6 but still want to play, we can match you up, but you must agree to leave your fate up to the almighty Timmy! There will be time at the beginning of the night for you to meet your new team & form new friendships.
If you have any further questions, please feel free to ask us in the comments below.
Think your team has what it takes?! Come out and prove it on May 4th!
April is upon us, which means it's time to celebrate cranial diversity.
We appreciate all the different shapes & sizes your brains come in. They're what make you YOU. So here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we're all about embracing the differences in neurological configurations. Whether you have been diagnosed with autism or are a "neurotypical," you have ADHD, are bipolar, whoever you are, whatever unique configuration of neurons makes you you, we think you're pretty awesome, just the way you are.
For those not familiar, ASAN is a nonprofit organization run by and for Autistic people. ASAN was created to provide support for people on the Autistic spectrum and to provide a genuinely autistic voice in the world, bringing autistic people to the forefront of community conversation about autism.
Thank you for your brains! All variations of them.
In our experiences, top ten lists normally have two flaws: they're poorly formatted for quick reading and they are normally wrong. Just check all the comments of any top ten list, and you'll see lots of other folks think the list is wrong, too.
With our TL;DR Top Ten Lists, we're going to fix both problems... with your help. We're just gonna give you a couple of things on our top ten list (to make it faster to read), and you fill out the rest in the comments below (to make sure the list is accurate). Add to the list, argue with us, argue with each other, but most importantly be nice and have fun.
Today's TL;DR Top Ten List topic is:
Top 10 Lesser Known/Forgotten Time Travel Devices!
WABAC Machine from Peabody's Improbable History
Built by a genius dog to amuse his adopted human son, the WABAC Machine (intentionally spelled to look like ENIAC or UNIVAC) was a time travelling machine the size of a room. Or, more accurately, it's a "should have been machine." As Mr. Peabody (the dog, and shame on you if you don't know the original) discovered, a time machine let you view history, but a "should have been machine" let you interact with it. Oh, and the coolest features is its theoretical (because we never see it) method of return: a horrible pun! (Note: Sometimes, it's spelled Wayback or WAYBACK (as it appears on a sign in an episode or two).)
Trimaxion Drone Ship (Max) from Flight of the Navigator
Max is capable of faster-than-light travel, so when he collects young David Freeman and zooms home (Phaelon) and back (Earth), the round trip only takes about 4 hours. BUT, due to some nice time dilation, David ages 8 years. Sure everything works out in the end, but that's not important. What is important is Max. Max is like the love child of Pee-wee Herman (and yeah, we know why) and HAL 9000, and that endeared him to our young hearts. Plus, he's a time travel device that actually cares about the person travelling, not just a mindless machine like others on this list.
The Omni from Voyagers!
Phineas Bogg used this elegant time travel device to (like his fellow Voyagers) repair any errors in time. It looked like a wicked cool pocket watch; but instead of hands, it had a globe in the center and dials around that (for setting travel location and time). Add a red and green light (for checking the time stream for faults), and you have one of the most gorgeous time travel devices ever created. Plus, at the of each episode of its one season run, we'd be reminded that the real way to time travel is at our public library - using books! Thanks, early 80s PSAs!
Timebuster 2000 SUX from Space Quest 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers
Out of all the Time Pods, the Timebuster 2000 SUX is our favorite (and not just because of the nod to RoboCop). This is the model used by the Sequel Police and "borrowed" by janitor/hero Roger Wilco. It took Roger to such time periods as: Space Quest XII, Space Quest X, and back to Space Quest I (in beautiful EGA). Why do we like the Timebuster 2000 SUX so much? Because of some of its available options: a clock, rear window defogger, rear window, and (most importantly) Mr. Fusion. No roads needed with that option!
And now it's your turn. What do you think numbers 5-10 are? Do you agree with our numbers 1-4?
Take to the comments and help us find the Top 10 Lesser Known/Forgotten Time Travel Devices!
Written by Mindel, a certified Master of Disguise (so long as the disguise looks just like him).