I was born in Arlington, Virginia, but I guess you could say I was raised at ThinkGeek, where I spent my puppyhood stealing Dulcie's food--or anything edible laying around unattended--and entertaining visits from the codemonkeys who normally hide upstairs but like to drop by to scratch my belly.†
I usually repay their scritches with chair chews for extra softness, teeth marks on walls (just like home!), and hand massages with my sharp little teeth. My human, Tim S., keeps saying I'll "grow out of it," but it would be rude to keep all my slobber to myself!
When I'm not here at work spreading the love, you can find me stretched out in the grass sunbathing, watching the Red Sox, or waking up my family early in the morning when they seem busy with other things. (I'm still training them.) Which reminds me--if you call customer service and hear me yodeling in the background, could you please remind Tim I need a walk?